Thursday, May 7, 2009

Show Your Middle Finger !


It is the season of Middle Finger . It is being shown by anyone to anyone with reputation of either party a matter of least consideration . Lets recapitulate who all have been leading the charge .
  • Mr. Obama showed his Middle Finger to proponents of Free Trade with the removal of Double Taxation Avoidance Tax Treaty . His Middle Finger will punch a deep hole in the money minting Indian Outsourcing industry .
  • In IPL , Kolkata Knight Riders , expressed their solidarity to the cause of Middle Finger , by losing a streak of matches , much to the pain in the ass of KKR , owner Shah Rukh Khan .
  • Bachhan and his extended family (excluding Amar Singh) , were found posing their Middle Finger to the shutterbugs , waiting anxiously for India's biggest brand to become the face saver when on the same day , the whole of Mumbai showed their Middle Finger to the much touted , over hyped , Save India from Indian Politicians Campaign . Mumbai voted a dismal low of 42 % , even beating Dada with a string of low than lower scores.
  • Dhoni and Harbhajan , showed their Middle Finger to the Sports Awards by not attending them . Mr Dhoni went a step ahead , he dangled his Middle Finger , pointedly towards Mr Bacchhan , by not responding to his greetings on Mr Dhoni's felicitation by the Government
  • Tech Mahindra , under the steward ship of Mr. Anand Mahindra , showed their big , erect , pointed Middle Finger to the suitors , lining up for ceremonial marriage with erstwhile Jhootham , but now Satyam .
  • The economy was not left behind far either . It slapped a face on the Optimists , who still believe the World Economy will go down further , taking the cause of Pessimists , who felt it cannot go worse further .
  • In Political arena , it is Middle Finger all around . Mr. Naveen Patnaik , staring his Middle Finger to BJP , the electorates of Bihar , supposedly as per exit surveys , will be showing their middle finger to Lalu and his ilk , Mr. Rahul Gandhi showed his Middle Finger to all his allies in one go by his "From the Heart" press conference , Mr. Pawar Prime Ministerial aspirations were shown the Middle Finger , and Kasab's antique to depict himself as a Juvenile was shown the Middle Finger by the court .
Now that the Middle Finger Bug is all around , even we should express solidarity with their cause . We the Indians now under oath , should show up ass on the Polling Day , at the nearest election Booth , so that when time comes for the shutterbugs to press the flash , even we can , with that dumb celebrity like ever gleaming , encapsulating all the excitement , visible post baptism , can too show

Our Big Middle Finger

Cast Your Vote , Not Vote Your Caste .

3 comments:

Ujjwal VU3ECN said...

Earnestly inspiring!!
Especially Obama! If chooses to stop outsourcing then :

< I use the word 'Amru' for 'american citizen'(with a small 'a')
1. 80% of American won't be able to wear clothes. Most of appearal in US comes from Pak/Bangladeshi/Lanka/SE Asia/India and Latin America.

2. They have to learn to use water instead of Tissue paper in the Loo. Or do 'it' every other day only as Toilet paper roll from US factory would cost 4 times as much.

3. IT budget for all US firms have to be tripled as Amroo would cost 4 times as much as an Asian (Indian/Chinese/Taiwanese) Computer laborers.

4. Calling 'American' Call Center for getting help to 'switch on DVD player' would be a nightmare as the Amroo Call Centre 'Exec' would ask the caller how to operate the call centre computer!

Obama should ask himself, whether those Billion $ grant to Paki is wise which is used against themselves for bombing WTC/Embassy, or be content in sharing petty space in their Payroll sheet for Offshore workers, who anyway make their life better, economical and many times feasible.

I know Obama has a filter in his Black Berry to filter posts like mine

Samarth Gupta said...

Interesting times definitely around . Domestic demand need to be spruced up .
I think that will be the only savior .India should heavily in infrastructure .

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